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THE FIREMAN
A fireman looked out of the station window and noticed  a trifle
boy taking part in on the paseo.
He had little ladders held on the aspect of his
little red wagon, and a hose volute up in it. He was sporting a
fireman's hat. He had the wagon tied to his dog, so the dog
could pull the wagon.

The fireman thought this was extremely cute, therefore he went out and told the
little boy what a good trying motortruck he had. As he did, he
noticed that the dog was tied to the wagon by his testicles.

The fireman same, "Son, i do not wish to inform you ways to
run your organization or something, however i believe if you'd tie
that
rope round the dog's neck you'd go quicker."

Maybe so," same the limited boy, "but then i would lose my siren!"

The monkey
A guy walks into a bar together with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and whereas
he's drinking the monkey jumps all round the place. The monkey grabs
some
olives off the bar and grub them, then grabs some sliced limes and grub
them, then jumps onto the game equipment, grabs one among the table game balls,
sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's feeling, somehow swallows
it whole.

The employee screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey simply
did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
He simply Ate the billiard ball off my pool table--whole!"
"Yeah, that does not surprise ME," replied the guy, "he grub everything
in sight, the limited bastard. Sorry. i am going to get hold of the billiard ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the things the monkey
ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he is within the bar once more, and has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and also the monkey starts running round the bar once more.
While
the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on
the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and grub it.

The employee is tired of.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No, what?" replies
the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, force it out, and
ate it!" same the employee.

"Yeah, that does not surprise ME," replied the guy. "He still grub
everything
in sight, however ever since he engulfed that billiard ball, he measures
everything initial.
By Bill K

THE REWARD
Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising on a rustic road one
night once all of a fast they hit a pig, killing it instantly.
Bill told his driver to travel up to the house and indicate to the house owners what
had happened. regarding one hour later Bill sees his driver staggering back to the
car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a roll of tobacco within the alternative and his garments all
ripped and torn.
"What happened to you?" asked Bill.

"Well, the Farmer gave ME the wine, his spouse gave ME the roll of tobacco and
his 19-year-old female offspring created mad ardent like to ME."

"My God, what did you tell them?" asks Clinton.

The driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and that i simply killed the pig."
By Steve