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A man wakes up early one morning and decides to go Bear hunting.
He tells his wife, "You've got three choices; you can go Bear hunting with me,
I'll do you anally or you can give me a blowjob.
I'm gonna load up the truck and get the dog out.
Make up your mind before I get back.
"The man returns twenty minutes later and says, "Well what's it gonna be?
"She say's, "There's no way I'm going Bear hunting
and you're not doing my ass so I guess it's a blowjob.
"A couple minutes later she starts choking and spitting and says,
"Jesus, you taste like shit.""Oh yeah," he replies,
"The dog didn't want to go Bear hunting' either."
By kick
Two firemen are butt fucking in a smoked filled room.
The Fire Chif walks in and says,
What are you doing? Give this man mouth to mouth.
One of the fireman says:
I did how do you think all this shit got started...............
By Kaylatod
Convict
A murderer, imprisoned for life, broke free after 15 years and was on
the run. He broke into a house and tied up the young couple he found
in the bedroom; the man to a chair on one side of the room and his
wife to the bed. The helpless husband watched him get on the bed,
straddle his wife and start to nuzzle her neck. His wife started to
move her head violently, at which the man got up and left the room.
The husband squirmed the chair across the room to his young wife and
hissed, "Darling, I saw him kissing you. He probably hasn't seen a
woman in years. Please cooperate. If he wants to have sex, just go
along with it and even pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't
fight him or make him mad. Our lives may depend on it!"
"Darling," the wife said, spitting out her gag. "I'm so relieved you
feel that way. He wasn't kissing me, he was whispering to me. He told
me he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in
the bathroom."
By Sopho
Custer's Last Stand
An eccentric billionaire wanted a mural painted on his library wall so he called an artist.
Describing what he wanted, the billionaire said,
"I am a history buff and I would like your interpretation of the last thing that
went through Custer's mind before he died.
I am going out of town on business for a week and when I return I expect to see it completed."
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work.
To his surprise, he found a painting of a cow with a halo.
Surrounding this were hundreds of Indians in various sexual positions.
Furious, he called the artist in. "What the hell is this?" screamed the billionaire.
"Why that's exactly what you asked for" said the artist smugly.
"No, I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts"
"And there you have it" said the artist. "I call it, 'Holy cow, look at all those fucking Indians'
By Julie
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