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An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for
dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish
arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained.
"Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied.
"The what, you say?" exclaimed the tourist.
"They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today," explained the
waiter.
The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious.
Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished
the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: "Today's cojones are much
saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday."
"True, senor," agreed the waiter. "You see the bull, he does not always lose."
By Zoe77
Arkansas Razorbacks
The president got off the helicopter in front of the
White House with a baby hog under each arm. The
Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
"Nice pigs, sir". The president replied, "These are
not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.
I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and
replied, "Nice trade, sir."
By Tom P.
Bank Robber
After a long two-week criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case, the
jury finally ended its 14 hours of deliberations and entered the courtroom to
deliver its verdict to the judge. The judge turns to the jury foreman and asks,
"Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?"
"Yes, your honor," the foreman responded.
"Would you please pass it to me," the judge declared, as he motioned for the
bailiff to retrieve the verdict slip from the foreman and deliver it to him.
After the judge reads the verdict himself, he delivers the verdict slip back to
his bailiff to be returned to the foreman and instructs the foreman, "Please
read your verdict to the court."
"We find the defendant NOT GUILTY of all four counts of bank robbery," stated
the foreman.
The family and friends of the defendant jump for joy at the sound of the "not
guilty" verdict and hug each other as they shout expressions of divine
gratitude. The defendant's attorney turns to his client and asks, "So, what do
you think about that?"
The defendant looks around the courtroom slowly with a bewildered look on his
face and then turns to his defense attorney and says, "I'm real confused here.
Does this mean that I have to return the money?"
By Steve C
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