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A guy goes over to his buddy's house, rings the bell, but his buddy's
wife answers.
"Hi is Tony home?"
"No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
"No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know, Nora, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell, It's worth
one hundred bucks.
She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws 100
bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says
"They are so beautiful. I must see the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and says what the hell, opens her robe and gives
Chris a nice long look. She feels bad for him, so she pushes her breasts into
his face for a moment and she let's him have a few squeezes.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on the table then says he
can't wait any longer for Tony and he leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know your weird
friend Chris came over."
Tony thinks about this for a second and asks, "Well, ... did he drop
off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
A 7 And 4 Year Olds
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
You know what?, "says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go
downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say 'hell' and you say 'ass',
O.K.?"
"O.K." the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what
he wants for breakfast. "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some
Cheerios."
WHACK!!
He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor,
got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it
won't be Cheerios."
Absolutely
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence.
So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue,
the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors.
Another little boy raised his hand and said
"the leaves on the trees are absolutely green" the teacher said no,
they could be different colors at different times of the year.
Little Johnny raised his hand and asked if there where lumps in farts,
the teachers said no, I don't believe so.
And Little Johnny said,
" well then I absolutely just shit in my pants!!!!"
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