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A man and a woman were deeply in love. She, being of a religious nature, had
held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted so bad. In fact, he had never even
seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving
habits. "I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every
5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of
clothing."
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so
she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at
70 her panties. Now, seeing her naked for the first time, and traveling faster
than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car.
He veered off the road, over an embankment and wrapped the car around a tree.
His girlfriend was thrown clear, but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free
but alas, he was stuck.
"Go up to the road and get help," he said.
"But I haven't anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put
this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck
driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her
story. "My boyfriend, my boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him
out!"
The truck driver, looking down at the shoe between her legs, replies, "Ma'am, if
he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him."
By Steve C
THREE YOUNG MOTHERS
The psychiatrist was holding a group consultation with three young mothers
and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he told them.
To the first one, he said, "Your obsession is eating. Why you've even
named your daughter Candy."
The second, he said, was obsessed by money. "Again, it manifests itself in
your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother arose and, taking her little boy by the
hand, whispered, "Let's go, Peter."
By Bill
TWINKIE
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands directly next
to the barber chair, while her dad gets his haircut, eating her snack cake. The
barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "I know. I'm gonna get boobs too."
By Steve
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